Scandalous: Columbus Short And Karrine Steffans MARRIED???!!!???
Now I can’t ‘eeeeeeemmmmm say I saw this one coming. It is just as much of a shock to me as it probably is to y’all and the rest of the world but ummmmmm yeah… Columbus Short and Karrine “Superhead” Steffans are MARRIED (so they say). The two have been slick letting y’all know something been going on as they have been sharing and reposting each other’s pics on their Instagram.
When I first got WHIFF of the news, I can’t even lie I didn’t believe it… THEN… I headed on over to the Internet bible a.k.a. Google and it had already been blogged fifty ‘leven times.
Now don’t get me wrong, everyone deserves to be loved regardless of their past because we ALL have a past. AND… Everyone has some things in their past that they just might not want errrbody and their mama to know about, but Karrine Steffans is like the Kim Kardashian of the black community…. Like seriously, how do you introduce Karrine Steffans to your mama and ’em as your wife knowing good and hell well your daddy, nephews, male cousins and all your frisky ass, viagra taking ass uncles gone be all looking at her like “I really wonder what that MOUF do?” That’s just like showing up at your family reunion with Monica Lewinsky all like “hey y’all this my girlfriend/wife/fiancee or whatever like they wouldn’t know who this chick is and wonder the same thing… Just sayin’!!!
Let’s keep it real, most of us girls have sucked a dick or two in our lifetime or at least tried it, but we’re talking about a woman that is a former video vixen and who has had a plethora of dicks in her mouth, all shapes and sizes and has been married multiple times and is still obsessed with Lil’ Wayne sooooo how’s he going to compete with that?
Karrine has been married to two regular dudes and was rumored to be married to Darius McCrary (Eddie Winslow) even though he denied it and now Columbus Short. Now I know she’s got some of these single chicks who have never been married and desperate to get wifed up one day feeling some kinda way, but there’s no need because there’s somebody for everybody so KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!! **inserts fist pump**
Now lemme take y’all inside my mind for a minute because I’m one to always analyze shit and look at things from both angles and after I sat up wondering just why Columbus Short decided to marry Karrine Steffans, I reflected on him just a little bit…
Most of y’all sitting up there looking at him like he’s all innocent because some of y’all brains can’t separate acting from reality and are looking at him as his former Scandal character Harrison Wright instead of who he really is off camera and in real life.
Oh how quickly we forget how after Columbus was fired from Scandal he started acting a plum damn fool. AND let’s not forget the reason he was fired from Scandal and that’s because of the allegations of domestic violence towards his ex-wife, Tanee McCall-Short (so we assume because from my understanding he was still married, but hey whatever). He ended up getting fired after his, ex-wife Tanee accused him of putting a knife to her throat and threatening to kill her. ALSO… Columbus admitted to having a drug problem and being addicted to cocaine….
ALSO… Columbus too has been married more than once. Back in 2003, he split from his now ex wife Brandi Short and I’m not even sure how long they were married. So ummmmmm yeah… He’s not perfect either.
Then again this could be some kind of publicity stunt for them both. Maybe they are working on something together like a movie as Karrine hinted at in one of her pics on IG captioned:
#relationshipgoals met. See you guys in 2016. #MeetTheShorts#ItsAMovie #noreallyitsamovie 😂
OR…. Maybe he’s trying to give his little music career a boost since he was FIRED from Scandal and we haven’t seen him doing much else lately…
ORRRRR… Maybe, JUST MAYBE… these two have found love in a hopeless place… Only time will tell!
If this is indeed a publicity stunt like the one Future and Blac Chyna pulled not too long ago just before his video “Rich Sex” dropped, they would’ve gotten just what they wanted and that’s for every blog in the world to write about it, get it out to the masses and get all of us and y’all to talking about them again… You know, get their names in our minds and in rotation again. Mission accomplished!!! Publicity is publicity whether good or bad. Ketchup mustard…. It’s called indirect marketing boos!
Anywho… That’s my spill!!! Sorry so long but hell I had a lot to say!!!
Peep some of their little Instagram Flexin’ below:
A photo posted by Karrine & Co.® (@karrineandco) on
A photo posted by Columbus Short (@officialcshort) on
Photos: Google/Columbus Short and Karrine Steffans Instagram