FELLAS BEWARE: Thirst Buckets & Trap GAWDS Are Buying Fake Sonograms & DNA Tests!!!

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Remember last year when I told you all about the chicks selling fake positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist??? Well the level of desperation and thirst has taken a new height as I have come across some more disturbing ass site where women can make fake sonograms, DNA tests and even fake pregnancy proof documents… And wait… That’s not all, they can also get fake prescriptions, bellies and breasts!!! JEEEEEZUZ BE A FENCE!!!

Usually, I write posts geared towards women or whatever, but there are times when I write posts warning the fellas about these THIRST BUCKETS and TRAP GODDESSES they might be dating, hooking up with, screwing, etc., because there are some seriously crazy chicks out there looking to trap men and I really feel sorry for them.

WELL, like I was saying before, I ran across a disturbing ass website called FakeABaby.com and they pretty much sell anything to help women make the man in their lives believe they are pregnant. Now I’ve heard of chicks ganking dudes out of abortion money, which I still don’t understand, but this right here is a serious new level of THIRST and is wrong on so many damn levels I can’t even begin to go there or we would be here all damn day!!!

For a mere $10.00, a woman can go and create her a fake ultrasound and make her guy think she’s pregnant because it looks so real, comes in both 2 and 3D with all the same information that comes on a real ultrasound such as the chick’s name, doctor’s name, amount of weeks, etc. And check this, they can even choose how many weeks they want the ultrasound to seem too!!! Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that they can get these fake ultrasounds via “fast email delivery.” SIGH.

Not only that, they can also purchase fake positive proof documents, fake personalized prescriptions and fake DNA tests… Now y’all know Madea said “DANA” don’t lie, but hell this one sure does because no matter whose mouth you swab, it’s gone come out positive regardless!

Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillle, I have officially seen it all. My advice to men is to make sure you go to the doctor with these women and make sure there is actually a baby in her belly and furthermore, when that baby touches down, head right on over to the nearest LabCorp or somebody like that and have a DNA test done.

Prices for all this foolery range from $9.95 to 29.95. The thing that kills me most about this little website is their headline “home of the $9.95 fake ultrasound” and the fact that one of the banners reads: “why make em laugh when you can make em cry?” Now if that don’t sound like the CEO/FOUNDER of Bitter Bitch Association I don’t know what does.

I’m not even sure how these chicks or whomever came up with this website, but the tickery and the fuckery they are pulling is unbelievable. I don’t know why women think they can trap a man with a baby. You know how many single mothers are out here??? Yeah!!! Hell, my mom told me the quickest way to get rid of man is to tell him you’re pregnant and then and only then will you see what he’s truly made of.

I really feel sorry for the men that are out here trusting these chicks that are pulling these kind of scams and shenanigans and we wonder why men have no respect for us. Pulling shit like this, I wouldn’t respect your ass either!!!

Peep this madness below:

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Photos: FakeABaby.com

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