I love me some Steve Harvey and to see him go from stand up comedian to radio show host to Family Feud host and now love expert, movie producer and talk show host is simply amazing because no matter what he does, he still has that comic sense of humor that always surfaces and his facial expressions are classic.
On his how, he has a segment ‘Is It Weird?’ where he has some people asking if certain things they do in their relationship is weird. WELL… A couple days ago, he had this one woman, Jeanie, who said she signed her man’s penis before he leaves to keep him from cheating. The two have been in a relationship for seven years in which three of the years he cheated. Jeanie obviously doesn’t trust him after this and is trying to find a way for her to be secure in the relationship so they came up with the idea of her to sign his penis to keep him from cheating AND that she has been signing his penis for the last four years.
Dr. Tiffany Davis Henry and John Duffy were there to help out with these ladies and their issues with relationship insecurity. Mr. Huffy went on to say how he’s been in the clinical business for many years and how it was the first time he’s ever heard of this and pretty much high-fived her for her originality while Dr. Henry went on to ask her why would she go through such lengths for a man she doesn’t trust and that she doesn’t know any man that would allow her to do that.
Jeanie tells the story saying…
Jeanie: I’ve been with my boyfriend seven years now. The first three years, I was always stressed out because every time he leaves the house, he’s the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen, and women just flock to him. He has a very charming personality [and] he could have a lot of women if he wants to. I used to always call him and nag him and that was not good for our relationship and it wasn’t good for me to sit home and wonder what what he was doing. So, we both came up with this idea that if I get a marker out and sign his private parts and then take a picture of it, he can go enjoy his guy time and I can enjoy my evening and not stress. Then he comes home and he shows it to me and I look at the camera and it has to match. And my question to you, is it weird to you to sign my boyfriend’s parts to be secure in my relationship?
Steve: Are you serious???… I don’t even think we have to ask anyone is that weird, that’s damn crazy!!!
As a woman (and many other women out there) who has been cheated on, I’m convinced there is nothing you can do to keep a man from cheating. If he wants to cheat, HE WILL CHEAT no matter what you do. You can cook, clean, and be standing naked at the front door bent over for him every night when he gets home and if he wants to cheat his ass gone cheat. Some men just don’t appreciate when they have a good thing and fuck it up and then come back years later with regret because they traded sugar for shit, hence my ex-husband who has been texting me all kind of “I miss you like crazy” and “I love you so much” as he did over this past Thanksgiving.
Truth is, I don’t ended my marriage for this same reason, cheating. I suspected it for a while and until I got solid proof, I didn’t leave. There were so many signs that I saw and most of them I chose to ignore, but once I got me some solid proof I was out of there. I refuse to be that woman that is always wondering what he’s doing and I’m not going to such drastic measures to try and keep him from cheating like putting my Jane Hancock on his dick before he walks out for a good time with the fellows.
I want to be secure in my relationship no matter what and have learned from my past experience that if I think he’s cheating, I’m probably right and get my ass out a lot sooner than I did in my previous relationship/marriage. I refuse to allow someone to cheat on me and if they feel they need to cheat then he doesn’t need to be with me.
My advice to women is to find a man who loves you more than you love him and one that isn’t willing to risk losing you and you won’t have to ever worry about him leaving your side much less cheating because he would do anything to keep from losing you.
Now that I’m done with my spill, watch the penis signing woman below:
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