Braxton Speak: The Braxton-To-English Dictionary

I don’t know about y’all but I absolutely love the Braxtons and their reality show made me love them even more. While watching the show you know they had their own terminology or should I say their own LANGUAGE. Apparently, WeTV felt it was necessary to help some of us out who really don’t understand their terminology and broke it down by putting it into the form of a dictionary. Not only did they give the meaning, they used it in a sentence. Just too funny!

Check out some of my personal favorites below:

ASS-CRACK DOT COM:

extremely disgusting.

USED IN A SENTENCE:
Tamar- “That tasted like ass-crack dot com.”
BEAT YOUR FACE:

put makeup on.

USED IN A SENTENCE:
Tamar-“You better hurry up and beat your face.”
“___.COM”:

adding emphasis, to infinity & beyond.

USED IN A SENTENCE:

Tamar – “You are really being over-the-top.com” Watch this mash-up of Tamar’s “dot com” sayings!

DOO-WHOOP-POP CHICKS:

back up singers.

USED IN A SENTENCE:
Tamar – “All we known as are Toni Braxton’s doo-whoop-pop chicks.”

“GETCHYO LIFE” OR GET YOUR LIFE:

check yourself and what you’re saying. 

USED IN A SENTENCE:
Tamar- “Girl, you better get your life!”
ORAL TRANSACTION:
the exchanging of oral sex.
USED IN A SENTENCE:

Trina – “We had an oral transaction.” Watch Trina confess to her sisters about her oral transaction.

“___.ORG”:

even bigger than .com.

USED IN A SENTENCE:

Tamar – “Trina is a hot-ghetto-mess.org, like it’s real bad.”

TRI-SEXUAL:

try something one time to see if it’s something you like.

USED IN A SENTENCE:

Trina – “I think I’m tri-sexual, I like to try everything once.” Watch Trina confess to her sister her unique sexual orientation.

WAS-BAND: (I SO love this one)

was her husband; an ex.

USED IN A SENTENCE:
Toni- “I am working with Keri, my was-band, and we have a great working relationship.”
YOU’RE ON TWENTY:

your voice and attitude are too high.

USED IN A SENTENCE:

Towanda – “You’re on twenty right now. Tamar, you’re being very, very hyper and for me there’s no reason and that’s not how we can get things accomplished.”

To check out the entire dictionary, click here——> WeTv
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